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Misfortune Cookies

Mercilessly honest messages!

13 Individually wrapped cookies


That´s The WAY the COOKIE Crumbles!

These cookies are like a left hook: because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. The messages are crude, truthful and direct – the glimpse into the future brutally honest and pessimistic. So you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed: lots of fun!

Sold as 13 individually wrapped cookies.

Not suitable for children aged under 3 years old. Store in a cool, dry place.